August 2011
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Aug 14th
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If my daughter ever has a boyfriend, and wants him...
LMAO juicyjuice143: skinniesandspaceships: Nigga better bring his social security card, birth certificate, parental consent form, and a fucking death waiver. I’m monitoring his heart rate, blood pressure, adrenaline levels, and I’m putting a fucking touch sensor on his ass. I wanna know if the motha fucka even has to use the bathroom.
Aug 12th
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Aug 12th
7 notes
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Aug 11th
9,929 notes
Just around the corner
School starts very soon. To be honest i can’t wait til it starts. I still need to shop for my supplies and i need to go buy some new clothes.  I have more fun at school than being at home playing Xbox every single day during summer. I really don’t like going out with my family cause i can’t be myself around them. I never seem to be funny to them. They always get mad at my jokes...
Aug 11th