Boy: Did it hurt
Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
kittykeoko: prussian-chest-hair: your-nerd-hero: adriofthedead: sleeplikedeadmen: marioninstitutionformentalhealth: iamjustacoat: tccooksshit: demonsistersruru: randomredux: fanaticality: supercomputer: phaibooty: Wow. Pardon my French - fuckin’ hell, that was moving. Oh…oh my. Even if I could word this properly, there are no words to describe the truth of a video...
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike...– my black friend (via marijuano)
How my friends view each ethnicity:
Chinese: Omfg, you must be super smart with like a 4.0
Vietnamese: Do my nails!!!!!!
Filipinos: Do you eat dogs?
Japanese: I have some string and some cardboard can you make me an Ipod?
Smile and make them regret hurting you.
me: acts politely, goes to school, does homework, follows rules, rarely goes out
parents: you're fucking out of control
Person: why do you love that celebrity so much, they're never gonna love you back
Me: why do you breathe if you know you're eventually going to die
I have a weekness for girls with glasses and...
People who can buy anything they want.