May 2012
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April 2012
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Boy: Did it hurt
Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
Watchkittykeoko:
prussian-chest-hair:
your-nerd-hero:
adriofthedead:
sleeplikedeadmen:
marioninstitutionformentalhealth:
iamjustacoat:
tccooksshit:
demonsistersruru:
randomredux:
fanaticality:
supercomputer:
phaibooty:
Wow.
Pardon my French - fuckin’ hell, that was moving.
Oh…oh my. Even if I could word this properly, there are no words to describe the truth of a video...
“I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike...”
– my black friend (via marijuano)
How my friends view each ethnicity:
Chinese: Omfg, you must be super smart with like a 4.0
Vietnamese: Do my nails!!!!!!
Filipinos: Do you eat dogs?
Japanese: I have some string and some cardboard can you make me an Ipod?
Smile and make them regret hurting you.
me: acts politely, goes to school, does homework, follows rules, rarely goes out
parents: you're fucking out of control
Person: why do you love that celebrity so much, they're never gonna love you back
Me: why do you breathe if you know you're eventually going to die
I have a weekness for girls with glasses and...
People who can buy anything they want.
lebowtie:
It girl..
